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-----Original Message-----
From: Robert L. Dittert [mailto:rld@swmedmgt.com]
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Subject: FW: Motorbike Girls




Subject: Motorbike Girls



> > Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and
> > went to heaven.  At the gates, St.  Peter told Arthur, "Since you've
such
> a
> > good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is,
you
> > can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it
for
> a
> > minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St.  Peter took
> Arthur
> > to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.  Arthur then asked God,
> "Hey,
> > aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said
> Arthur,
> > "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your
> > invention.
> > 1.  There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
> > 2.  It chatters constantly at high speeds.
> > 3.  Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
> > 4.  The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.  And finally,
> > 5.  The maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some
good
> > points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super
> > computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.  The computer
> > printed out a slip of paper and God read it.  "Well, it may be true that
> my
> > invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these
numbers,
> > more men are riding my invention than yours."
>