It is imperative that now at
once, while these stupendous events are still clear in my mind, I
should set them down with that exactness of detail which time may
blur. But even as I do so, I am overwhelmed by the wonder of the
fact that it should be our little group of the "Lost
World"-Professor Challenger, Professor Summerlee, Lord John Roxton,
and myself-who have passed through this amazing experience.
When, some years ago, I chronicled in the
Daily Gazette our epoch-making journey in South America, I
little thought that it should ever fall to my lot to tell an even
stranger personal experience, one which is unique in all human
annals, and must stand out in the records of history as a great
peak among the humble foothills which surround it. The event itself
will always be marvellous, but the circumstances that we four were
together at the time of this extraordinary episode came about in a
most natural and, indeed, inevitable fashion. I will explain the
events which led up to it as shortly and as clearly as I can,
though I am well aware that the fuller the detail upon such a
subject the more welcome it will be to the reader, for the public
Curiosity has been and still is insatiable.
It was upon Friday, the twenty-seventh of August-a date for ever
memorable in the history of the world-that I went down to the
office of my paper and asked for three days' leave of absence from
Mr. McArdle, who still presided over our news department. The good
old Scotchman shook his head, scratched his dwindling fringe of
ruddy fluff, and finally put his reluctance into words.
"I was thinking, Mr. Malone, that we could employ you to
advantage these days. I was thinking there was a story that you are
the only man that could handle as it should be handled."
"I am sorry for that," said I, trying to hide my disappointment.
"Of course if I am needed, there is an end of the matter. But the
engagement was important and intimate. If I could be spared
--"
Well, I don't see that you can."
It was bitter, but I had to put the best face I could upon it.
After all, it was my own fault, for I should have known by this
time that a journalist has no right to make plans of his own.
"Then I'll think no more of it," said I, with as much
cheerfulness as I could assume at so short a notice. "What was it
that you wanted me to do?"
"Well, it was just to interview that deevil of a man down at
Rotherfield."
"You don't mean Professor Challenger?" I cried.
Aye, it's just him that I do mean.
He ran young Alec Simpson, of the
Courier, a mile down the high road last week by the collar
of his coat and the slack of his breeches. You'll have read of it,
likely, in the police report. Our boys would as soon interview a
loose alligator in the Zoo. But you could do it, I'm thinking-an
old friend like you."
"Why," said I, greatly relieved, "this makes it all easy. It so
happens that it was to visit Professor Challenger at Rotherfield
that I was asking for leave of absence. The fact is, that it is the
anniversary of our main adventure on the plateau three years ago,
and he has asked our whole party down to his house to see him and
celebrate the occasion."
"Capital!" cried McArdle, rubbing his hands and beaming through
his glasses. "Then you will be able to get his opeenions out of
him. In any other man I would say it was all moonshine, but the
fellow has made good once, and who knows but he may again!" "Get
what out of him?" I asked.
"What has he been doing?"
"Haven't you seen his letter on 'Scientific Possibeelities' in
to-day's
Times?"
"No."
McArdle dived down and picked a copy from the floor.
"Read it aloud," said he, indicating a column with his finger.
"I'd be glad to hear it again, for I am not sure now that I have
the man's meaning clear in my head."
This was the letter which I read to the news editor of the
Gazette:-
"SCIENTIFIC POSSIBILITIES"
"Sir,-I have read with amusement, not wholly unmixed with some
less complimentary emotion, the complacent and wholly fatuous
letter of James Wilson MacPhail, which has lately appeared in your
colunms upon the subject of the blurring of Frauenhofer's lines in
the spectra both of the planets and of the fixed stars. He
dismisses the matter as of no significance. To a wider intelligence
it may well seem of very great possible importance-so great as to
involve the ultimate welfare of every man, woman, and child upon
this, planet. I can hardly hope, by the use of scientific language,
to convey any sense of my meaning to those ineffectual people who
gather their ideas from the columns of a daily newspaper. I will
endeavour, therefore, to condescend to their limitations, and to
indicate the situation by the use of a homely analogy which will be
within the limits of the intelligence of your readers."
"Man, he's a wonder-a living wonder!" said McArdle, shaking his
head reflectively. "He'd put up the feathers of a sucking-dove and
set up a riot in a Quakers' meeting. No wonder he has made London
too hot for him. It's a peety, Mr. Malone, for it's a grand brain!
Well, let's have the analogy."
"We will suppose," I read, "that a
small bundle of connected
corks was launched in a sluggish current upon a voyage across the
Atlantic. The corks drift slowly on from day to day with the same
conditions all round them. If the corks were sentient we could
imagine that they would consider these conditions to be permanent
and assured. But we, with our superior knowledge, know that many
things might happen to surprise the corks. They might possibly
float up against a ship, or a sleeping whale, or become tangled in
seaweed. In any case, their voyage would probably end by their
being thrown up on the rocky coast of Labrador. But what could they
know of all this while they drifted so gently day by day in what
they thought was a limitless and homogeneous ocean?
"Your readers will possibly comprehend that the Atlantic, in
this parable, stands for the mighty ocean of ether through which we
drift, and that the bunch of corks represents the little and
obscure planetary system to which we belong. A third-rate sun, with
its rag-tag and bobtail of insignificant satellites, we float under
the same daily conditions towards some unknown end, some squalid
catastrophe which will overwhelm us at the ultimate confines of
space, where we are swept over an etheric Niagara, or dashed upon
some unthinkable Labrador. I see no room here for the shallow and
ignorant optimism of your correspondent, Mr. James Wilson MacPhail,
but many reasons why we should watch with a very close and
interested attention every indication of change in those cosmic
surroundings upon which our own ultimate fate may depend."
"Man, he'd have made a grand meenister," said McArdle. "It just
booms like an organ. Let's get doun to what it is that's troubling
him."
"The general blurring and shifting of Frauenhofer's lines of the
spectrum point, in my opinion, to a widespread cosmic change of a
subtle and singular character. Light from a planet is the reflected
light of the sun. Light from a star is a self-produced light. But
the spectra both from planets and stars have, in this instance, all
undergone the same change. Is it, then, a change in those planets
and stars? To me such an idea is inconceivable. What common change
could simultaneously come upon them all? Is it a change in our own
atmosphere? It is possible, but in the highest degree improbable,
since we see no signs of it around us, and chemical analysis has
failed to reveal it. What, then, is the third possibility? That it
may be a change in the conducting medium, in that infinitely fine
ether which extends from star to star and pervades the whole
universe. Deep in that ocean we are floating upon a slow current.
Might that current not drift us into belts of ether which are novel
and have properties of which we have never conceived? There is a
change somewhere. This cosmic disturbance of the spectrum proves
it. It may be a good change. It may be an evil one. It may be a
neutral one. We do not know. Shallow observers may treat the matter
as one which can be disregarded, but one who like myself is
possessed of the deeper intelligence of the true philosopher will
understand that the possibilities of the universe are incalculable
and that the wisest man is he who holds himself ready for the
unexpected. To take an obvious example, who would undertake to say
that the mysterious and universal outbreak of illness, recorded in
your columns this very morning as having broken out among the
indigenous races of Sumatra, has no connection with some cosmic
change to which they may respond more quickly than the more complex
peoples of Europe? I throw out the idea for what it is worth. To
assert it is, in the present stage, as unprofitable as to deny it,
but it is an unimaginative numskull who is too dense to perceive
that it is well within the bounds of scientific possibility.
"Yours faithfully,
"George Edward Challenger.
"The Briars, Rotherfield."
"It's a fine, steemulating letter," said McArdle,
thoughtfully, fitting a cigarette into the long glass tube which he
used as a holder. "What's your opeenion of it, Mr. Malone?"
I had to confess my total and humiliating ignorance of the
subject at issue. What, for example, were Frauenhofer's lines?
McArdle had just been studying the matter with the aid of our tame
scientist at the office, and he picked from his desk two of those
many-coloured spectral bands which bear a general resemblance to
the hat-ribbons of some young and ambitious cricket club. He
pointed out to me that there were certain black lines which formed
cross-bars upon the series of brilliant colours extending from the
red at one end, through gradations of orange, yellow, green, blue,
and indigo, to the violet at the other.
"Those dark bands are Frauenhofer's lines," said he. "The
colours are just light itself. Every light, if you can split it up
with a prism, gives the same colours. They tell us nothing. It is
the lines that count, because they vary according to what it may be
that produces the light. It is these lines that have been blurred
instead of clear this last week, and all the astronomers have been
quarrelling over the reason. Here's a photograph of the blurred
lines for our issue to-morrow. The public have taken no interest in
the matter up to now, but this letter of Challenger's in the
Times will make them wake up, I'm thinking."
"And this about Sumatra?"
"Well, it's a long cry from a blurred line in a spectrum to a
sick nigger in Sumatra. And yet the chiel has shown
us once before that he knows what he's
talking about. There is some
queer illness down yonder, that's beyond all doubt, and to-day
there's a cable just come in from Singapore that the lighthouses
are out of action in the Straits of Sudan, and two ships on the
beach in consequence. Anyhow, it's good enough for you to interview
Challenger upon. If you get anything definite, let us have a column
by Monday."
I was coming out from the news editor's room, turning over my
new mission in my mind, when I heard my name called from the
waiting-room below. It was a telegraph-boy with a wire which had
been forwarded from my lodgings at Streatham. The message was from
the very man we had been discussing, and ran thus:-
"Malone, 17, Hill Street, Streatham.-Bring
oxygen.-Challenger."
"Bring oxygen!" The Professor, as I remembered him, had an
elephantine sense of humour capable of the most clumsy and unwieldy
gambollings. Was this one of those jokes which used to reduce him
to uproarious laughter, when his eyes would disappear, and he was
all gaping mouth and wagging beard, supremely indifferent to the
gravity of all around him? I turned the words over, but could make
nothing even remotely jocose out of them. Then surely it was a
concise order-though a very strange one. He was the last man in the
world whose deliberate command I should care to disobey. Possibly
some chemical experiment was afoot; possibly-- Well, it was no
business of mine to speculate upon why he wanted it. I must get it.
There was nearly an hour before I should catch the train at
Victoria. I took a taxi, and having ascertained the address from
the telephone book, I made for the Oxygen Tube Supply Company in
Oxford Street.
As I alighted on the pavement at my destination, two youths
emerged from the door of the establishment carrying an iron
cylinder, which, with some trouble, they hoisted into a waiting
motor-car. An elderly man was at their heels scolding and directing
in a creaky, sardonic voice. He turned towards me. There was no
mistaking those austere features and that goatee beard. It was my
old cross-grained companion, Professor Summerlee.
"What!" he cried. "Don't tell me that
you have had one of these preposterous telegrams for
oxygen?"
I exhibited it.
"Well, well! I have had one, too, and, as you see, very much
against the grain, I have acted upon it. Our good friend is as
impossible as ever. The need for oxygen could not have been so
urgent that he must desert the usual means of supply and encroach
upon the time of those who are really busier than himself. Why
could he not order it direct?"
I could only suggest that he probably wanted it at once.
"Or thought he did, which is quite another matter. But it is
superfluous now for you to purchase any, since I have this
considerable supply."
"Still, for some reason he seems to wish that I should bring
oxygen too. It will be safer to do exactly what he tells me."
Accordingly, in spite of many grumbles and remonstrances from
Summerlee, I ordered an additional tube, which was placed with the
other in his motor-car, for he had offered me a lift to Victoria.
I turned away to pay off my taxi, the driver of which was very
cantankerous and abusive over his fare. As I came back to Professor
Summerlee, he was having a furious altercation with the men who had
carried down the oxygen, his little white goat's beard jerking with
indignation. One of the fellows called him, I remember, "a silly
old bleached cockatoo," which so enraged his chauffeur that he
bounded out of his seat to take the part of his insulted master,
and it was all we could do to prevent a riot in the street.
These little things may seem trivial to relate, and passed as
mere incidents at the time. It is only now, as I look back, that I
see their relation to the whole story which I have to unfold.
The chauffeur must, as it seemed to me, have been a novice or
else have lost his nerve in this disturbance, for he drove vilely
on the way to the station. Twice we nearly had collisions with
other equally erratic vehicles, and I remember remarking to
Summerlee that the standard of driving in London had very much
declined. Once we brushed the very edge of a great crowd which was
watching a fight at the corner of the Mall. The people, who were
much excited, raised cries of anger at the clumsy driving, and one
fellow sprang upon the step and waved a stick above our heads. I
pushed him off, but we were glad when we had got clear of them and
safe out of the park. These little events, coming one after the
other, left me very jangled in my nerves, and I could see from my
companion's petulant manner that his own patience had got to a low
ebb.
But our good humour was restored when we saw Lord John Roxton
waiting for us upon the platform, his tall, thin figure clad in a
yellow tweed shooting-suit. His keen face, with those unforgettable
eyes, so fierce and yet so humorous, flushed with pleasure at the
sight of us. His ruddy hair was shot with grey, and the furrows
upon his brow had been cut a little deeper by Time's chisel, but in
all else he was the Lord John who had been our good comrade in the
past.
"Hullo, Herr Professor! Hullo, young fellah!" he shouted as he
came towards us.
He roared with amusement when he saw the oxygen cylinders upon
the porter's trolly behind us.
"So you've got them, too!" he cried. "Mine is in the van.
Whatever can the old dear be after?"
"Have you seen his letter in the
Times?" I asked.
"What was it?"
"Stuff and nonsense!" said Summerlee, harshly.
"Well, it's at the bottom of this oxygen business, or I am
mistaken," said I.
"Stuff and nonsense!" cried Summerlee again, with quite
unnecessary violence.
We had all got into a first-class smoker, and he had already lit
the short and charred old brier pipe which seemed to singe the end
of his long, aggressive nose.
"Friend Challenger is a clever man," said he, with great
vehemence. "No one can deny it. It's a fool that denies it. Look at
his hat. There's a sixty ounce brain inside it-a big engine,
running smooth, and turning out clean work. Show me the
engine-house and I'll tell you the size of the engine. But he is a
born charlatan-you've heard me tell him so to his face-a born
charlatan, with a kind of dramatic trick of jumping into the
limelight. Things are quiet, so friend Challenger sees a chance to
set the public talking about him. You don't imagine that he
seriously believes all this nonsense about a change in the ether
and a danger to the human race? Was ever such a cock-and-bull story
in this life?"
He sat like an old white raven, croaking and shaking with
sardonic laughter.
A wave of anger passed through me as I listened to Summerlee. It
was disgraceful that he should speak thus of the leader who had
been the source of all our fame and given us such an experience as
no men have ever enjoyed. I had opened my mouth to utter some hot
retort, when Lord John got before me.
"You had a scrap once before with old man Challenger," said he,
sternly, "and you were down and out inside ten seconds. It seems to
me. Professor Summerlee, he's beyond your class, and the best you
can do with him is to walk wide and leave him alone."
"Besides," said I, "he has been a good friend to every one of
us. Whatever his faults may be, he is as straight as a line, and I
don't believe he ever speaks evil of his comrades behind their
backs."
"Well said, young fellah my lad;" said Lord John Roxton. Then,
with a kindly smile, he slapped Professor Summerlee upon his
shoulder. "Come, Herr Professor, we're not going to quarrel at this
time of day. We've seen too much together. But keep off the grass
when you get near Challenger, for this young fellah and I have a
bit of a weakness for the old dear."
But Summerlee was in no humour for compromise. His face was
screwed up in rigid disapproval, and thick curls of angry smoke
rolled up from his pipe.
"As to you. Lord John Roxton," he creaked, "your opinion upon a
matter of science is of as much value in my eyes B& my views
upon a new type of shot-gun would be in yours. I have my own
judgment, sir, and I use it in my own way. Because it has misled me
once, is that any reason why I should accept without criticism
anything, however far-fetched, which this man may care to put
forward? Are we to have a Pope of science, with infallible decrees
laid down
ex cathedra, and accepted without question by the poor
humble public? I tell you, sir, that I have a brain of my own, and
that I should feel myself to be a snob and a slave if I did not use
it. If it pleases you to believe this rigmarole about ether and
Frauenhofer's lines upon the spectrum, do so by all means, but do
not ask one who is older and wiser than yourself to share in your
folly. Is it not evident that if the ether were affected to the
degree which he maintains, and if it were obnoxious to human
health, the result of it would already be apparent upon ourselves?"
Here he laughed with uproarious triumph over his own argument.
"Yes, sir, we should already be very far from our normal selves,
and instead of sitting quietly discussing scientific problems in a
railway train we should be showing actual symptoms of the poison
which was working within us. Where do we see any signs of this
poisonous cosmic disturbance? Answer me that, sir! Answer me that!
Come, come, no evasion! I pin you to an answer!"
I felt more and more angry. There was something very irritating
and aggressive in Summerlee's demeanour.
"I think that if you knew more about the facts you might be less
positive in your opinion," said I.
Summerlee took his pipe from his mouth and fixed me with a stony
stare.
"Pray what do you mean, sir, by that somewhat impertinent
observation?"
"I mean that when I was leaving the office the news editor told
me that a telegram had come in confirming the general illness of
the Sumatra natives, and adding that the lights had not been lit in
the Straits of Sunda."
"Really, there should be some limits to human folly!" cried
Summerlee, in a positive fury. "Is it possible that you do not
realize that ether, if for a moment we adopt Challenger's
preposterous supposition, is a universal substance which is the
same here as at the other side of the world? Do you for an instant
suppose that there is an English ether and a Sumatran ether?
Perhaps you imagine that the ether of Kent is in some way superior
to the ether of Surrey, through which this train is now bearing us.
There really are no bounds to the credulity and ignorance of the
average layman. Is it conceivable that the ether in Sumatra should
be so deadly as to cause total insensibility at the very time when
the ether here has had no appreciable effect upon us whatever?
Personally, I can truly say that I never felt stronger in body or
better balanced in mind in my life."
"That may be. I don't profess to be a scientific man," said I,
"though I have heard somewhere that the science of one generation
is usually the fallacy of the next. But it does not take much
common sense to see that as we seem to know so little about ether
it might be affected by some local conditions in various parts of
the world, and might show an effect over there which would only
develop later with us."
"With 'might' and 'may' you can prove anything," cried Summerlee
furiously. "Pigs may fly. Yes, sir, pigs
may fly-but they don't. It is not worth arguing with you.
Challenger has filled you with his nonsense and you are both
incapable of reason. I had as soon lay arguments before those
railway cushions."
"I must say. Professor Summerlee, that your manners do not seem
to have improved since I last had the pleasure of meeting you,"
said Lord John, severely.
"You lordlings are not accustomed to hear the truth," Summerlee
answered, with a bitter smile. "It comes as a bit of a shock, does
it not, when someone makes you realize that your title leaves you
none the less a very ignorant man?"
"Upon my word, sir," said Lord John, very stern and rigid, "if
you were a younger man you would not dare to speak to me in so
offensive a fashion."
Summerlee thrust out his chin, with its little wagging tuft of
goatee beard.
"I would have you know, sir, that, young or old, there has never
been a time in my life when I was afraid to speak my mind to an
ignorant coxcomb-yes, sir, an ignorant coxcomb, if you had as many
titles as slaves could invent and fools could adopt."
For a moment Lord John's eyes blazed, and then, with a
tremendous effort, he mastered his anger and leaned back in his
seat with arms folded and a bitter smile upon his face. To me all
this was dreadful and deplorable. Like a wave the memory of the
past swept over me, the good comradeship, the happy, adventurous
days-all that we had suffered and worked for and won. That it
should have come to this-to insults and abuse! Suddenly I was
sobbing-sobbing in loud, gulping, uncontrollable sobs which refused
to be concealed. My companions looked at me in surprise. I covered
my face with my hands.
"It's all right," said I. "Only-only it
is such a pity!"
"You're ill, young fellah, that's what's amiss with you," said
Lord John. "I thought you were queer from the first."
"Your habits, sir, have not mended in these three years," said
Summerlee, shaking his head. "I also did not fail to observe your
strange manner the moment we met. You need not waste your sympathy.
Lord John. These tears are purely alcoholic. The man has been
drinking. By the way. Lord John, I called you a coxcomb just now,
which was, perhaps, unduly severe. But the word reminds me of a
small accomplishment, trivial but amusing, which I used to possess.
You know me as the austere man of science. Can you believe that I
once had a well-deserved reputation in several nurseries as a
farmyard imitator? Perhaps I can help you to pass the time in a
pleasant way. Would it amuse you to hear me crow like a cock?"
"No, sir," said Lord John, who was still greatly offended; "it
would
not amuse me."
"My imitation of the clucking hen who had just laid an egg was
also considered rather above the average. Might I venture?"
"No, sir, no-certainly not."
But, in spite of this earnest prohibition, Professor Summerlee
laid down his pipe and for the rest of our journey he
entertained-or failed to entertain-us by a succession of bird and
animal cries which seemed so absurd that my tears were suddenly
changed into boisterous laughter, which must have become quite
hysterical as I sat opposite this grave Professor and saw him-or
rather heard him-in the character of the uproarious rooster or the
puppy whose tail had been trodden upon. Once Lord John passed
across his newspaper, upon the margin of which he had written in
pencil, "Poor devil! Mad as a hatter." No doubt it was very
eccentric, and yet the performance struck me as extraordinarily
clever and amusing.
Whilst this was going on Lord John leaned forward and told me
some interminable story about a buffalo and an Indian rajah, which
seemed to me to have neither beginning nor end. Professor Summerlee
had just begun to chirrup like a canary, and Lord John to get to
the climax of his story, when the train drew up at Jarvis Brook,
which had been given us as the station for Rotherfield.
And there was Challenger to meet us. His appearance was
glorious. Not all the turkey-cocks in creation could match the
slow, high-stepping dignity with which he paraded his own railway
station, and the benignant smile of condescending encouragement
with which he regarded everybody around him. If he had changed in
anything since the days of old, it was that his points had become
accentuated. The huge head and broad sweep of forehead, with its
plastered lock of black hair, seemed even greater than before. His
black beard poured forward in a more impressive cascade, and his
clear grey eyes, with their insolent and sardonic eyelids, were
even more masterful than of yore.
He gave me the amused hand-shake and encouraging smile which the
head master bestows upon the small boy, and, having greeted the
others and helped to collect their bags and their cylinders of
oxygen, he stowed us and them away in a large motor-car which was
driven by the same impassive Austin, the man of few words, whom I
had seen in the
character of butler upon the
occasion of my first eventful visit to the Professor. Our journey
led us up a winding hill through beautiful country. I sat in front
with the chauffeur, but behind me my three comrades seemed to me to
be all talking together. Lord John was still struggling with his
buffalo story, so far as I could make out, while once again I
heard, as of old, the deep rumble of Challenger and the insistent
accents of Summerlee, as their brains locked in high and fierce
scientific debate. Suddenly Austin slanted his mahogany face
towards me without taking his eyes from his
steering-wheel.
"I'm under notice," said he.
"Dear me!" said I.
Everything seemed strange to-day. Everyone said queer,
unexpected things. It was like a dream.
"It's forty-seven times," said Austin, reflectively.
"When do you go?" I asked, for want of some better observation.
"I don't go," said Austin.
The conversation seemed to have ended there, but presently he
came back to it.
"If I was to go, who would look after 'im?" He jerked his head
towards his master. "Who would 'e get to serve 'im?"
"Someone else," I suggested, lamely.
"Not 'e. No one would stay a week. If I was to go, that 'ouse
would run down like a watch with the mainspring out. I'm telling
you because you're 'is friend, and you ought to know. If I was to
take 'im at 'is word-but there, I wouldn't have the 'eart. 'E and
the missus would be like two babes left out in a bundle. I'm just
everything. And then 'e goes and gives me notice."
"Why would no one stay?" I asked.
"Well, they wouldn't make allowances, same as I do. 'E's a very
clever man, the master-so clever that 'e's clean balmy sometimes.
I've seen 'im right off 'is onion, and no error. Well, look what 'e
did this morning.'
"What did he do?"
Austin bent over to me.
"'E bit the 'ousekeeper," said he, in a hoarse whisper.
"Bit her?"
"Yes, sir. Bit 'er on the leg. I saw 'er with my own eyes
startin' a Marathon from the 'all-door."
"Good gracious!"
So you'd say, sir, if you could see some of the goings-on. 'E
don't make friends with the neighbours. There's some of them thinks
that when 'e was up among those monsters you wrote about, it was
just ''Ome, Sweet 'Ome,' for the master, and 'e was never in fitter
company. That's what
they say. But I've served 'im ten years, and I'm fond of
'im, and, mind you, 'e's a great man, when all's said an' done, and
it's an honour to serve 'im. But 'e does try one cruel at times.
Now look at that, sir. That ain't what you might call old-fashioned
'ospitality, is it now? Just you read it for yourself."
The car on its lowest speed had ground its way up a steep,
curving ascent. At the corner a notice-board peered over a
well-clipped hedge. As Austin said, it was not difficult to read,
for the words were few and arresting:-
WARNING.
Visitors, Pressmen, and Mendicants
are not encouraged.
?G. E. CHALLENGER.
"No, it's not what you might call 'earty," said Austin,
shaking his head and glancing up at the deplorable placard. "It
wouldn't look well in a Christmas-card. I beg your pardon, sir, for
I haven't spoke as much as this for many a long year, but to-day my
feelings seem to 'ave got the better of me. 'E can sack me till
'e's blue in the face, but I ain't going, and that's flat. I'm 'is
man and 'e's my master, and so it will be, I expect, to the end of
the chapter."
We had passed between the white posts of a gate and up a curving
drive, lined with rhododendron bushes. Beyond stood a low brick
house, picked out with white woodwork, very comfortable and pretty.
Mrs. Challenger, a small, dainty, smiling figure, stood in the open
doorway to welcome us.
"Well, my dear," said Challenger, bustling out of the car, "here
are our visitors. It is something new for us to have visitors, is
it not? No love lost between us and our neighbours, is there? If
they could get rat poison into our baker's cart, I expect it would
be there."
"It's dreadful-dreadful!" cried the lady, between laughter and
tears. "George is always quarrelling with everyone. We haven't a
friend on the countryside."
"It enables me to concentrate my attention upon my incomparable
wife," said Challenger, passing his short, thick arm round her
waist. Picture a gorilla and a gazelle, and you have the pair of
them. "Come, come, these gentlemen are tired from the journey, and
luncheon should be ready. Has Sarah returned?"
The lady shook her head ruefully, and the Professor laughed
loudly and stroked his beard in his masterful fashion.
"Austin," he cried, "when you have put up the car you will
kindly help your mistress to lay the lunch. Now, gentlemen, will
you please step into my study, for there are one or two very urgent
things which I am anxious to say to you."